If our ancestors had discovered the Stay Order, the Mahabharata would still be in preliminary hearings

Through a satirical conversation, the author critiques the Indian legal system's chronic delays in resolving corruption cases, noting how constant stay orders and adjournments turn litigation into an endless cycle. By comparing long-running Indian cases to the swift, efficient justice seen in Singapore, the piece mocks a legal culture where trials function more like lifelong "heirlooms" than concluded matters.