What If Rahul Gandhi, Stalin & The Hindu Covered the FlyDubai Hero Pilot?

This satirical article imagines how various Indian politicians and media outlets would react to a news story about a hero pilot who saved a FlyDubai flight. By parodying the specific rhetorical styles and ideological biases of figures like Rahul Gandhi, M.K. Stalin, and N. Ram, the author mocks the tendency of Indian public discourse to politicize every event through narrow sectarian or partisan lenses.